User Profile

Advertisement

  • Add Friend
  • Add Note
  • Track User
  • Send Message
  • Send V-Gift
Userpic

ramblings of a madwoman

Created on 2005-11-07 04:46:17 (#8734197), last updated 2007-08-28

191 comments received, 76 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:choke_hawaii
Birthdate:04-29
Location:Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Bio
I was born in the spring of 1985 in the wild lands of the Yukon. After my parents abandoned me at the tender age of 3 months, I was raised by a lovely family of Sasquatch (or is it Sasquatches? they were never clear on that point...). My adoptive mother nurtured me and taught me the basics of communicating with nature and the creatures that live within nature. When I was 7, my parents told me that I was not actually a sasquatch, but a human. This shattered my view of the world and I decided to try and find my biological parents so I could have my revenge. I ventured to Florida where I spent ten years working as a hairpiece saleslady. I then learned that my parents were dead. The biological ones. So I went to school and now I attend the University of Ottawa.*
*Please note that some events may have been altered due to the fact that I often find reality boring.
Connect
Friends [View Entries]
Communities [View Entries]

Watching (0)

Feeds [View Entries]

Watching (1):

Advertisement

Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Login w/ OpenID
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…